February 2012
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manchesterorgasm:
if a girl fucks ten guys in a year, she’s a slut. if a guy does it, he’s gay, definitely gay.
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pointy-earedbastard:
samstopswinging:
the-hypocritical-critic:
meganninwonderland:
pizzaforpresident:
Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play my father and I’d believe her.
#Meryl Streep could play me and I’d believe her
Meryl Streep could play Benedict Cumberbatch at the Oscars and I’d believe her
Meryl could play Leonardo DiCaprio and win...
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My 6-year-old daughter asked me once, ‘Daddy, you used to play in Paul...
– Ringo Starr (via fuckyeahringostarr)
I just spit cornflakes all over the place
(via sirdrpaulllama909)
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The 1981 Academy Awards Tele-Cast →
fakecriterions:
Over at Network Awesome.
Bet money on it with your friends, without checking Wikipedia!
SMART MONEY’S ON DAVID LYNCH*.
*David Lynch did not win.
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pomodoro-amor:
exprincesssammya:
//quietly dies. because omfg.
I just saw this. Omg
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Computer Safety
Dad: Just remember to pull the cable out gently.
Ransm: Gently?
Dad: When I pull the cable I usually yank it out without care for the ends.
Ransm: You are the best computer engineer.
Dad: Yeah, I know.
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